Thoughts I've Had Lately

   I haven't written in over a week. Well you know that. I don't need to point it out. The reason is only because nothing of interest really happened. Yes, I still don't have a job. No, I don't want to tell you what places I've applied or what places have already rejected me. No, I don't want your advice to find a job because chances are, I'm already doing it/have done it because even a monkey could realize that is an important step during a job search and the fact that you feel the need to suggest it drives me crazy because you must think I'm absolutely incompetent. :D
     Don't worry I've been using my free time wisely. Yes, you can ask what I've been doing. I thought thoughts. A lot of them. And here are some of those things that went through my head:

   "If the song is true that 'only the good die young', I've going to live for a very, very long time."

    "In the 1950s everyone smoked cigarettes and had no idea how bad they were for you. Now we look back and say, 'How could you be so stupid? Of course that is gonna be harmful to your body! It's completely obvious to me because I've been taught that all my life and even though you didn't have the evidence/research/experience at the time, you should have realized how unhealthy that was.'
   I have a feeling that is exactly what my grandchildren are going to say to me when I end up with cervical cancer from years of setting my laptop on my stomach while laying in bed. Actually, I probably won't even have grandchildren because I'll be completely barren from being too lazy to sit up while watching youtube videos for hours on end. Oh well. My grandkids sounded like complete assholes anyway."

    "I shouldn't ask for any more cash. They are so generous and kind. Most likely they will give me more money than I ask for because they care about me. And there is a very high chance I'll just blow it on booze."

   "When same sex couples get married in Kansas, are they actually married? Or did they just have a wedding? Are they married in other states if the wedding takes place in Kansas? Are they married in Kansas if the marriage takes place in a state that accepts it? Goddammit. The whole country better legalize it soon because its way too confusing."

    "Do I need to capitalize the first letter of every word in the title? It looks stupid."

And that is what I do with my free time. Which is all my time. :)

Totally Fucked- Spring Awakening Enjoy.